Should you date this swiss entrepreneur? weird truth revealed below:
Just low-key trying to pretend like I'm a male model but really I'm not and I love Photoshop

Are you sick and tired of being approached by drunken, foul-smelling, urine-producing, ass-touching, boobs-grabbing, barely-shaved mass murderers in bars and clubs? (I may have exaggerated that one a tad bit 😙)

Do you ever dream of meeting a supermodel 6'4 billionaire who can also fly and save the world every other day?

Have you ever received a series of pictures of the male reproductive system on Instagram or iMessage, and then decided once and for all that all males are bound to never spread their genes?

Well, then I can't exactly promise I'll fill the "supermodel 6'4 billionaire who can also fly and save the world", but I can at least assure you I wash my hair about once a month (twice last month!). And I promise I'll only send a picture of my genitals after 3 messages, not as my opener.
You see, I’m looking to meet a special girl to date - and yes, I'm aware posting an ad to do that is about as normal as seeing an elephant commit mass murder with an AK-47 and then being killed by a baby racoon. That is to say, kind of normal but not totally (just trying to soften the blow on this weird ad here #YouKnowWhatIMean).

Now, the reason I'm writing this letter is because I want you to slowly and passionately rub ice cream on my feet (sorry wrong convo) - because my heart desires meeting a special soulmate that I can have a D&M relationship with (a pretentious LA-inspired way of saying deep and meaningful).

So in this letter, I’m going to share as much as I can about exactly what I'm looking for in the girl I want to date, and why you should never date my ass in a million years may be interested…

Note: unfortunately, I let some information I probably shouldn't tell you slip by in this letter, and unfortunately sometimes the genitals prevent men from thinking straight. I guess at least that makes it honest and funny because if you can make her smile, she's half way in your bed Obviously, take it with a grain of salt, and don't forget to send me funny pics read the non-crossed parts :)

Hi, my name is Emmanuel Fredenrich (yes, that is a long-ass name. But it does have "rich" at the end so not all hope is lost). I’m 6'2 but really I'm 6'1 because every guy lies about his height in a desperate attempt to look cooler (wooops I really let that one slip) and I was originally born in Geneva, Switzerland, a beautiful, (way too) peaceful town close to the French border in the middle of Europe. It's also the place where criminals and terrorists hide their money

I speak both French and English fluently and I have a funny accent

I'm living in Chelsea, in the heart of New York City <-- just trying to show off I can afford to live in Manhattan

My private parts are over 6 inches so it's gonna be fun baby

And, to tell you the truth…
I've been publicly ridiculed on youtube 4 times had an unusual life until now to say the least...
Straight from my Instagram @emmanuelfofficiel <-- Pretending like I'm cool because I have over 70k followers after a media scandal where 4 parodies were posted about me saying I'm a scam artist
You see, I started my first internet business at age 14 selling miracle weight loss cures that got banned by the FTC later health books online

4 years later, I dropped out of high school at 18 to reproduce with hot blondes in Eastern Europe focus on running my internet companies while traveling the world. After visiting over 20 countries over the last 2 years, I recently moved to New York City, because let’s be honest, it's a lot of work to get girls when you don't have any friends traveling is fun for a while, but it quickly gets old. 

And the truth is, I’ve never really « fit in ». I’ve always dreamed of getting my revenge on the idiots who bullied me in high school freedom, impact, and am extremely ambitious. And honestly? The last few years have been a crazy mix of mass substance snuggling and organ dealing epic experiences, incredible people I’ve been lucky to meet, and beautiful places I’ve visited.

I’ve recently moved to New York to focus on multiple projects I’m working on. And I thought it’d be a great opportunity to finally reproduce with hot blondes even outside of Eastern Europe meet a great girl.

Now, I think it’s important to mention that…
I’m lucky that My Businesses Have allowed me to rent a room at my mom's house (for free) Done Well over the years...
This one's from Chelsea <-- just trying to remind you that I really can afford to live in Manhattan just in case it hasn't sunk in
So first, let’s get to the fun part ASAP get things straight:

I’m here to make myself look cool not here to brag, I’m just here to tell you more about myself. And the truth is, I’ve been lucky that over the years, my businesses have done fairly well. I can’t share specific figures, but let’s say that while traveling, I’ve experienced a lot of (mostly unpaid) reproduction with hot blondes in Eastern Europe amazing things. 

And I'm lucky to live at One Hudson Yards in Chelsea. And no, it's not "daddy's money" or "trust fund money" <-- I've heard self-made guys are attractive so let me slip this in

Alright. Bragging just started done, but at least we have the facts straight. 

What do my private parts days actually look like? 
I occasionally give talks at private events about removing protection for enhanced pleasure in bed online marketing and advertising
Well, a couple of things. First of all, I don’t have a schedule and I’m my own boss. Yep, I haven’t heard an alarm clock "forced on me" ever since I dropped out of school (except for early flights obviously) :) <-- How to make not having a job look cool 101

Usually, after waking up around 9am, I work 4-5 hours per day from home. On a daily basis, most of what I do for work relates to trying to snuggle more heavy substances from Columbia managing my 14 employees, creating marketing campaigns, or launching new products.

My main business sells miracle weight loss cures that haven't been banned by the equivalent of the FTC in France yet health ebooks and programs to help people lose weight and fight aging, as health is probably the easiest way for me to cash checks without lifting a finger by scamming idiots my biggest passion.

After that, I’ll either be watching hot blondes (or even brunettes if they do crazy stuff) do funny stuff online, seeing friends, walking through the city, going on an adventure, or checking my Swiss bank account to make sure the money hasn't been discovered yet reading a good book. I also love going to the gym and playing basketball.

I travel about once a month to a cool location - so far this year, I've been to Pablo Escobar's old crib in Columbia Paris, LA, Miami, Athens, Mykonos, Geneva, Barcelona, and more to come!

Learning new things is probably my biggest passion in life. I’m curious about everything, but especially love large balloons history, psychology and philosophy. 

Now, don’t worry, I don’t talk about this stuff ‘all the time’ — and I love having fun and sharing a good blowjob laugh most of the time…but I think it’s nice to reproduce talk about serious stuff once in a while.

And finally, I’m a big believer in giving to charity to hide the money giving back, and I contribute to multiple charities that fight hunger in Africa and that work to protect the Amazon rainforest. I’m also a big believer in organic agriculture.

Now, at this point, you might be wondering…
Why is this guy putting up an ad to get a girlfriend? To finally get hot blondes for free
You can expect crazy hot sex jackets
First of all, let me address this: no, I’m not normal weird. I don’t have any crazy STD aside from AIDS mental mania. I don’t have a scary addiction (at least that's what the therapist said after I got off substances during the rehab for over 48h). And I’m not socially pleasant to be around awkward or creepy. 

There’s no « crazy catch » just gotta be good in bed baby

However, I’m going to be honest…there is a real, legitimate catch:

I have extremely high private parts standards. I’m simply not interested in most girls. And I’m very selective in the criminals people that I spend time with.

To be honest, my previous girlfriends were mostly paid so it kind of got expensive after a while attractive (to me)...but they were all very high maintenance crazy, and simply not horny enough "relationship material". In other words, there was a ton of drama involved, and it always seemed like money disappeared problems were "created out of thin air".

So here’s exactly what I’m looking for in the girl I want to date:

- Free reproduction without drama
- You have to strive to take care of your health...
- You have to be down to earth and have a desire to be happy...
- And you have to have relatively high self-esteem, and be easy-going...
- Please pay for dates I promise I'll pay you back later

If you have the right personality…well, we might just have hot intercourse quickly be a good match.

And if you’re wondering…
Yes, I am 100% a retard real!
Used to dream of being a pro basketball player before realizing I'm white and only 6'2 <-- find a smooth way to remind them that I'm 6'2 (but really 6'1, just adding an inch to get more chicks)
You can check out my Instagram at: or my handle is @emmanuelfofficiel

You can see a parody of a French Youtuber making fun of my get rich quick ads and saying I'm a scam artist publicly here (don't forget to turn on the subtitles and translate them to English):

And you can send me naked pics add me on Facebook:

I’m a real person, and this is not a crazy dating website scam, or anything like that. I’m just a criminal sick of paying to reproduce human being looking to meet another human being :)

Now, let’s move on to…
What kind of unpaid arrangement relationship am I actually looking for?
I like to pretend I'm good in bed at bowling
I’m not looking for anything that doesn't involve reproduction crazy. As an entrepreneur who works from home or internet cafés, honestly, I'm a bit horny busy sometimes. So I'm obviously looking for someone who can solve respect that, and respect that I have a high libido vision for my life.

I'm not in a rush to get in a relationship, and I can't promise you that you can be brought in to the substance operation we'll have the right connection. However, I'm always on the lookout for hot girls to attract idiots who overpay for substance that special connection, and who knows, you it might just be the right one!

I’m looking for a girl with whom I can have reproduce daily for free a good time — watching movies, going on crazy adventures, traveling together and sharing our dreams and struggles together. 

And finally, I consider myself to be a very abusive « chill » person. I'm not the jealous type, and in fact, I WANT you to be dominated in bed do your own thing and to have dreams and projects you’re working on. I think it’s healthy in any relationship that both people have their own side partners to fulfill unrealized fantaisies stuff going on, and I’m not looking for paid intercourse a weird fusional relationship.

Here’s exactly how you can start dealing substance get in touch with me:
Thinking about my favorite star's body next move
Now, just because you reach out doesn’t mean I’m going to assume you want to be in a relationship with me. I'll just assume this website has intrigued you enough to reach out. And just because I get back to you, obviously doesn’t mean I want to be in a relationship with you either.

Let's get in touch, and if everything goes well, let’s rob a bank because I'm out of cash grab a drink in a cool rooftop bar or just a quick coffee. Let’s get to know each other, and see how long I last where it leads.

If we're not a good match, we can always just keep selling scams together be friends. I'm not desperate for paid reproduction anything, and I'm always looking to meet hot chicks cool new people in New York.

Now, there's 2 ways you can reach out. I'm not gonna ask you to send me long paragraphs of text, that's not how dating works. Here are the 2 options:

1. Follow me on Instagram @emmanuelfofficiel and send me a DM just to say "hey" or mention you saw the ad. It's important to send the DM because otherwise I probably risk missing your follow

or 2. There's going to be a Facebook Messenger box below, and you can simply send me a quick "hey" or a funny message through Facebook and I'll get back to you ASAP. Please include nudes your Instagram handle too — a legitimate request considering you have my Instagram too :)

If you don’t have Instagram which I totally respect, I’m going to need to see some pictures of you. Just choose cool pictures you have sitting around.

Alrighty, that’s pretty much it. Obviously, you might have some extra questions, so after you reach out, I’ll try to send a picture of my private parts get back to you as quickly as possible, and if you qualify, I’ll send you my phone number and we can have a cam session phone chat.
This opportunity will *not* be available forever (my operation might get shut down soon)
Now, this is clearly not fake scarcity: I can't predict how long I'm gonna stay alive this website is going to stay up.

And so as you can imagine, this letter will probably generate a lot of free reproduction interest…and if you wait too long, well, it might just be too late when you reach out.

So like anything in life, I highly recommend you take action on this now, and reach out while it’s still possible.

Simply send me a quick message below to reach out:
Talk soon,
Emmanuel Fredenrich
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